KeithE
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There was once this guy who liked to travel from pub to
pub across the countryside. One day, he came up to a pub
he had never heard of. He went inside and sat at the bar.
"What'll it be?" asked the bartender.
"A beer thanks, but what's that jar?" he said pointing
up to a jar on the top shelve.
"Well, anyone who can drink it wins the collected prize
money, which stands at around $80 right now." said the
bartender.
"What's in it?" the man asked.
"Used to be a spittoon, everyone spat in the thing as a joke
and now were looking for a brave man."
The man looked around at all the people watching attentively,
"No that's a bit much for me I think."
Then suddenly people from in the pub started betting money
on it. "Come on! Give it a go!" said people from the bar.
Before the man knew it the bet had gone up to $500! The
bartender brought the jar down from its shelve. People by
then were yelling and chanting for the guy to do it.
Then with consideration, "I'll drink it!" said the man.
Screams of encouragement came from all around. He unscrewed
the top of the jar and picked it up off the bar. Everyone in
the pub fell silent. The man lifted it to his mouth and started
drinking it. The sight was horrible! People everywhere were
looking at him drinking all the flem and couldn't believe it.
"Stop, its making me feel ill!" said one of the people in
the bar. Then other people started yelling out, begging the
man to stop, but he didn't! "Don't worry about the money,
we'll give it all to you, just stop drinking it!!!" came from
the audience of patrons. But he didn't stop!
Finally, he had finished it, and dropped the jar onto the floor.
People in the pub were vomiting and dizzy. One then came up to
the man, "Why didn't you stop, I said we would give you the
money!" The man, green in the face looked up and said, "I
couldn't - it was all one piece!"
pub across the countryside. One day, he came up to a pub
he had never heard of. He went inside and sat at the bar.
"What'll it be?" asked the bartender.
"A beer thanks, but what's that jar?" he said pointing
up to a jar on the top shelve.
"Well, anyone who can drink it wins the collected prize
money, which stands at around $80 right now." said the
bartender.
"What's in it?" the man asked.
"Used to be a spittoon, everyone spat in the thing as a joke
and now were looking for a brave man."
The man looked around at all the people watching attentively,
"No that's a bit much for me I think."
Then suddenly people from in the pub started betting money
on it. "Come on! Give it a go!" said people from the bar.
Before the man knew it the bet had gone up to $500! The
bartender brought the jar down from its shelve. People by
then were yelling and chanting for the guy to do it.
Then with consideration, "I'll drink it!" said the man.
Screams of encouragement came from all around. He unscrewed
the top of the jar and picked it up off the bar. Everyone in
the pub fell silent. The man lifted it to his mouth and started
drinking it. The sight was horrible! People everywhere were
looking at him drinking all the flem and couldn't believe it.
"Stop, its making me feel ill!" said one of the people in
the bar. Then other people started yelling out, begging the
man to stop, but he didn't! "Don't worry about the money,
we'll give it all to you, just stop drinking it!!!" came from
the audience of patrons. But he didn't stop!
Finally, he had finished it, and dropped the jar onto the floor.
People in the pub were vomiting and dizzy. One then came up to
the man, "Why didn't you stop, I said we would give you the
money!" The man, green in the face looked up and said, "I
couldn't - it was all one piece!"
