Take this Job & Shove It

Elkhunter

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When you have had one of those TAKE THIS JOB AND = SHOVE IT days,
try this.

On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section
where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal
thermometer made by Q-Tip. Be very sure that you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect
the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.

Change to very comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed.
Open the package containing the thermometer and remove the thermometer
and carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become
chipped or broken.

Take the written material that accompanies the thermometer and as
you read it you will notice in small print the statement that says
"Every rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested."

Now close your eyes and say out loud five times, "I am so glad that
I do not work in quality control at Q-Tip...........
 

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