Seriously?

[406dn]

You guys hit all the bases.

A preacher from my youth...Pastor Fuzz.

 

[CowboyLeroy]

Back when I was a wee laddy, I would put 'ben dover' on the birthday announcement list at school once a year.

Consistency, you know..

 

[SwaggyD]

This thread makes me smile.

 

[BigHornRam]

I went on a group backpack trip with a kid named Kevin Cobbledick. True story.

 

[Redmt]

When I was running sleeper team I had a co-driver named Jack. We called him Mr. Meoff.

 

[VikingsGuy]

My elementary school had a kid whose dad was Gaylord Fagerland. His parents did that man no favors.

 

[lastlight]

I went to school with an Asian kid named Harry Ho and an Indian girl named Semen.

No joke. I hope they made it out alive…

 

[D_Walt]

I went to High School with a girl whose last name was Zucker, her dad’s name was Richard, he was a Major in the Air Force when they moved to town.