Racist remarks from David Letterman...

[FLIPPER]

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black drivers in
NASCAR (I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)
Here we go........

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.

# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same
time.

# 6 - No speed rated tires for 24" rims with spinners

# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.

# 2 - Can't wear helmet sideways.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON

# 1 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.

 

[JoseCuervo]

Always interesting to see Racists spread along their words of Hate by pretending to attribute them to someone else (David Letterman in this case).

http://www.snopes.com/racial/humor/nascar.asp

 

[JB]

#7- Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same
time.

hilarious!

 

[FLIPPER]

Always interesting to see Racists spread along their words of Hate by pretending to attribute them to someone else (David Letterman in this case).

http://www.snopes.com/racial/humor/nascar.asp

Yes I see what you mean after I searched the link you provided.

Sad thing is my Mother emailed me this.

 

[winman]

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[noharleyyet]

Always interesting to see Racists spread along their words of Hate by pretending to attribute them to someone else (David Letterman in this case).

http://www.snopes.com/racial/humor/nascar.asp

who gives a flying frick?...You think Dave Chapelle's not racist?

 

[mtmiller]

It amazes me how absolutely unrelated this thread is to hunting.

Probably because it is in the "joke" section.

 

[JB]

It amazes me how absolutely unrelated this thread is to hunting.

Nascar and Remington don’t think so.......and its a joke forum, I think its ok if someone slips in the occasional non-hunting joke.

 

[MattK]

Winman- it sounds like you are in the moral (or in your case morale) MINORITY!

 

[winman]

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[danr55]

Who was yelling.. ?? THIS IS YELLING! No one was yelling at you. Just being a little less than hospitable. You'll get used to it.

Hoser, Would you have preferred if it had had something to do with Fat Assed ATV Riders?

 

[Ithaca 37]

I would prefer it. Does anyone know any good fatassed ATV driver jokes?

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

Ithaca's Top 10 reasons why there are no Fatassed ATV drivers in
National Parks (I bet his life will be miserable after Ten Bears sees this!)
Here we go........

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.

# 9 - Pistol won't stay on rack.

# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the Elk Bugle.

# 7 - Fatassed ATV Drivers can't chase elk off trail while holding up pants at the same
time.

# 6 - No speed rated tires for 24" Swampers with spinners

# 5 - Game Warden on trail interferes with hunt.

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Bubba.

# 3 - No Gates openned for easy access.

# 2 - Can't wear helmet sideways.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON

# 1 - When they park their ATVs, their spark plugs disappear.

 

[FLIPPER]

 

[winman]

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[cjcj]

Always interesting to see Racists spread along their words of Hate by pretending to attribute them to someone else (David Letterman in this case).

http://www.snopes.com/racial/humor/nascar.asp

Amazing that Jose would throw out his "race card" in the Joke section.

Hoser, I bet your a boatload of fun at a party

 

[Moosie]

Why was there only 100 Mexicans at the Alamo......
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Because they only had 1 car.
(sometimes the truth is the funniest)

# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.

HHAHAHAH !!!!!!

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

Dang it Moosie, Your gonna have to give back that damn Goose Blind again!!!!!! John

 

[carbonarcher]

The orginal post was dang funny. Still LMAO even after reading some of the other petty bullshit posted.