Pretty cool. It’s not a sign that we’re about to be invaded, right?
My advice to him is stay away from the camps. Even though the stolen tents look nice and new, we don’t want this Marty Stouffer-inspired wilderness unicorn going in and ingesting rainbow fentanyl or dirty needles.
He could do though, is start recovering stolen cars vigilante style, and return them to their owners (after reinstalling all the stripped parts of course).
But don’t be surprised if within a week there’s a news story about a large homeless encampment that asks multnomah county or Portland to terminate the wolverine, because it’s disrupting their way of life.
The city would probably start trying. Then there’d be a lawsuit by ODFW against the city over how to handle the wolverine. Never a dull moment in Portland
