How To install a poor-man's security system:
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots - - - a really big pair.
Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
Put a dog dish beside it - - - a really big dog dish.
Leave a note on your front door that says something like - - - "Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in a hour.
Don't disturb the Pitbulls, they've just been wormed."
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots - - - a really big pair.
Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
Put a dog dish beside it - - - a really big dog dish.
Leave a note on your front door that says something like - - - "Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in a hour.
Don't disturb the Pitbulls, they've just been wormed."
