Pooping in the Woods - A question of thresholds

[mtmiller]

Most of my weekends are living out of a pickup. Crap where ever I am when I have to crap.

On the prairie it is off the back bumper, over a ground squirrel hole. Burn my blue paper and kick dirt over it.

Probably only pisses off the ground squirrels.

Agree with Bambi, much more comfortable in the woods than a disgusting pit toilet.

I am evolving?

 

[rookieforever33]

Nothing worse than exiting the woods to use an outhouse and walking into something like one that has been tipped over.

 

[Cootmeurer]

Hahahahah.
Reminds me of a buddy I brought out to NoDak to waterfowl hunt. Our normal pattern was drop a load in the cattails in the dark.
His pattern was that he needed a lot of cover, multiple trees and shrubs for privacy. We watched him make some epic treks in waders just to drop one.

 

[Gellar]

If this guy had just pooped in the woods. https://www.westernslopenow.com/new...a-campsite-while-trying-to-rescue-sunglasses/

 

[Nuts]

Truth be told I will go the bathroom in the woods 50' from an outhouse. And apparently in my bib overalls before an outhouse because that has happen. The feeling of warm on your back when you pull them up is indescribable

 

[Wildabeest]

Truth be told I will go the bathroom in the woods 50' from an outhouse. And apparently in my bib overalls before an outhouse because that has happen. The feeling of warm on your back when you pull them up is indescribable

 

[Laelkhunter]

If this guy had just pooped in the woods. https://www.westernslopenow.com/new...a-campsite-while-trying-to-rescue-sunglasses/

It's a good thing no one had the runs and went in that poop shoot while he was down there.

 

[Nameless Range]

Funny that this rears its ugly head every once and a while. This weekend I am floating a lonely and chronically dewatered river in north-central Montana with the same group of friends I referenced in the OP. Should be a 2 to 3 day float depending on how much dragging of the rafts is involved. You can bet I am packing my number one item:

 

[Gellar]

It's a good thing no one had the runs and went in that poop shoot while he was down there.

What would be your threshold for lowering yourself into a pool of poo? I like my Costas but I don’t think I’m retrieving them.

 

[WildWill]

What would be your threshold for lowering yourself into a pool of poo? I like my Costas but I don’t think I’m retrieving them.

I'd probably leave my first born. But I got spares.