Elkhunter
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A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a Jewish sausage would you ask me if I was Jewish?"
Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Huh? Would ya?"
The clerk says "Well, no."
With deep, self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right
then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage.
The clerk says, "Because this is a hardware store."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German sausage, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a Jewish sausage would you ask me if I was Jewish?"
Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Huh? Would ya?"
The clerk says "Well, no."
With deep, self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right
then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage.
The clerk says, "Because this is a hardware store."
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