poem

[KKILLINGTHINGS]

He didn't like the casserole

And he didn't like my cake.

He said my biscuits were too hard...

Not like his mother used to make.


I didn't perk the coffee right

He didn't like the stew,

I didn't mend his socks

The way his mother used to do.


I pondered for an answer

I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him...


Like his MOMMA used to do

 

[noharleyyet]

..gotta show this one to my wife...funny.

 

[ELKCHSR]

LMAO... Snicker... Snicker.. thats funny...

 

[stilllearning]

OUCH
I don't think I should have showed that one to my wife as she hit me right after reading it.

OUCH

Quit hitting me!!!!!!!!!!

OUCH