Orca Lover
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These are actual newspaper ads:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bitch. Bites.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a reward for this nasty little thing.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also one gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
(AND THE BEST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica! 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bitch. Bites.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a reward for this nasty little thing.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also one gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
(AND THE BEST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica! 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
