Bandit
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My brother found this while we were cleaning his room over last weekend.
Good evening my fellow Americans. First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New
York and all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest assured that
anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety of Our country will be done.
This is the greatest country in the world and we will get through this trying time. Now is the
time for all people to set aside our petty differences and show the world that no one or
nothing can destroy the fortitude of the American people.
To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this: Are you $*)Q!#@$ kidding me? Are the
turbans on your heads wrapped too tight? Have you gone too long without a bath? Do you not
know who you are $*)Q!#@$ with? Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at each other
every day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets for our aggression. Have you
forgotten history? What happened to the last people that started $*)Q!#@$ around with us?
Remember the little yellow bastards over in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and
roasted about 2 million of them in their own back yard. That's what we in America call a big
ass barbecue. Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big? Because we wanted it that
way. Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo and now they cut our lawns. England? We sent
them packing. Ask your buddy Saddam about $*)Q!#@$ with the good 'ole USA. The only reason he
got away the first time is because it's too hard to shoot someone when you're doubled over
laughing at them. Our soldiers aren't trained to laugh and shoot at the same time. Now he
couldn't stop a pack of cub scouts from taking over his shitty little country. Trust us,
Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and try to hide, Bin Laden. There's
not a hole deep enough or a mountain high enough that's going to keep your camel riding asses
safe. We will bomb every inch of the country that harbors him, his camps and any place that
looks and even smells like he was there. Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people that
have pissed us off in the past.
This is America!!!! We kick ass. This is
what we do. Go ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and
very soon we will smoke your sorry asses.
God Bless America! ( now this is what i call a good ole' American)
Good evening my fellow Americans. First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New
York and all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest assured that
anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety of Our country will be done.
This is the greatest country in the world and we will get through this trying time. Now is the
time for all people to set aside our petty differences and show the world that no one or
nothing can destroy the fortitude of the American people.
To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this: Are you $*)Q!#@$ kidding me? Are the
turbans on your heads wrapped too tight? Have you gone too long without a bath? Do you not
know who you are $*)Q!#@$ with? Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at each other
every day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets for our aggression. Have you
forgotten history? What happened to the last people that started $*)Q!#@$ around with us?
Remember the little yellow bastards over in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and
roasted about 2 million of them in their own back yard. That's what we in America call a big
ass barbecue. Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it's so big? Because we wanted it that
way. Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo and now they cut our lawns. England? We sent
them packing. Ask your buddy Saddam about $*)Q!#@$ with the good 'ole USA. The only reason he
got away the first time is because it's too hard to shoot someone when you're doubled over
laughing at them. Our soldiers aren't trained to laugh and shoot at the same time. Now he
couldn't stop a pack of cub scouts from taking over his shitty little country. Trust us,
Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and try to hide, Bin Laden. There's
not a hole deep enough or a mountain high enough that's going to keep your camel riding asses
safe. We will bomb every inch of the country that harbors him, his camps and any place that
looks and even smells like he was there. Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people that
have pissed us off in the past.
This is America!!!! We kick ass. This is
what we do. Go ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and
very soon we will smoke your sorry asses.
God Bless America! ( now this is what i call a good ole' American)
. But i know alot of my friend right now have thier kids in war its sad and depressing i try help themas much wish i were thier to comfor em but cant so i chat to help if it helps i am happy.Well hopfully soon they get go home nd after that bomb al damn rest so this dont happen again :Bleep:
