True story-
One cloudless October day a meadowlark is flying across the National Grasslands in Wyoming when he starts to feel the effects of the sun and decides to rest for a while. He looks around and can't find a single tree or bush capable of providing even a little shade, so he decides to seek shelter in the b-hole of an antelope buck. After he's been in there for about an hour he senses that the buck is starting to move around nervously and he decides to see what the problem is. He pokes his head out and asks the buck what's bothering him. The buck nods in the direction of two shadows in the distance and says the he thinks he see Randy and his cameraman sneaking through the sage, trying to get close enough for a shot. Not blessed with the 8X vision of an antelope the bird struggles to see the hunters and in doing so, realizes that the sun and heat are even more intense than they were just an hour ago. He then turns to the buck and asks, "You wouldn't be sh***ing me, would ya?"