Ithaca 37
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When I was at Fort Dix, N.J., for Army basic training, my father, an Air
Force master sergeant, was stationed at Dover Air Force Base in
Delaware. I got a weekend pass, and Dad picked me up Friday evening so
we could drive home to Massachusetts.
On the way, we stopped at a diner. I was wearing my dress greens, and
Dad was in dress blues. The waitress looked puzzled as she took our
order. "Is something wrong, ma'am?" I asked.
"It's unusual to see men in different services traveling together," she
explained.
"That's nothing," Dad replied. "He's taking me home to sleep with his
mother!"
Force master sergeant, was stationed at Dover Air Force Base in
Delaware. I got a weekend pass, and Dad picked me up Friday evening so
we could drive home to Massachusetts.
On the way, we stopped at a diner. I was wearing my dress greens, and
Dad was in dress blues. The waitress looked puzzled as she took our
order. "Is something wrong, ma'am?" I asked.
"It's unusual to see men in different services traveling together," she
explained.
"That's nothing," Dad replied. "He's taking me home to sleep with his
mother!"
LMAO 
