The Viperess
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Welcome to Auntie M's Classic Jokes.
Q. How are men like television commercials?
A. You can't believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.
Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander?
A: It's too little to be out alone.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man?
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Q: What are the three types of men?
A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.
Q:What is the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
A: One is hairy, smelly. and is always scratching his ass. And, the other is a chimpanzee.
Q. How are men like television commercials?
A. You can't believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.
Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander?
A: It's too little to be out alone.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man?
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Q: What are the three types of men?
A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.
Q:What is the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
A: One is hairy, smelly. and is always scratching his ass. And, the other is a chimpanzee.
