DRAFTSTUD
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A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after
midnight.
While en route home he asks the cabbie if he would be a
witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to
catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabbie agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabbie tip toe into the
bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and
there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I
inherited money.
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new Mercedes Benz convertible.
HE paid for your Red Sox season tickets.
HE paid for your Patriots' season tickets.
HE paid for our lake front house at Lake Winnipesauke.
HE paid for our cottages in Hyannis and Old Orchard.
HE paid for our speed boat.
HE paid for your country club membership, and
HE even pays for your monthly dues!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabbie and says, 'What would you do?'
The cabbie replies, 'I'd cover his ass with that blanket before
he catches a cold.'
midnight.
While en route home he asks the cabbie if he would be a
witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to
catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabbie agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabbie tip toe into the
bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and
there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I
inherited money.
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new Mercedes Benz convertible.
HE paid for your Red Sox season tickets.
HE paid for your Patriots' season tickets.
HE paid for our lake front house at Lake Winnipesauke.
HE paid for our cottages in Hyannis and Old Orchard.
HE paid for our speed boat.
HE paid for your country club membership, and
HE even pays for your monthly dues!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabbie and says, 'What would you do?'
The cabbie replies, 'I'd cover his ass with that blanket before
he catches a cold.'
