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[Cameron Hunt]

Hey guys, and girls. If any of you have the inside on how a womans mind works, I got a couple of guns I would trade ya for the solution. Why do we tourcher ourselves ? They will drive you absolutly crazy. Sorry girls. Ya I know you say the same about us too. But at least we tell ya how it is. Not mix everything up and expect you to figure it out for yourself. Sorry ! Just trying to unspin my head.

 

[FLIPPER]

Here ya go and you can keep the guns...women are evil



One day my housework-challenged husband
decided to wash his Sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry
room, he shouted to Me, "What setting do
I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it
say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Alabama."
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the
world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes
today," Jack says as he
stepped out of the shower, "honey, what
do you think the neighbors would think
if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your
money," she replied.
_______________________
He said - Shall we try swapping positions
tonight?
She said - That's a good idea... you
stand by the ironing board while I sit
on the sofa and fart.
_______________________
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good
looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's,
were celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary. On their
special day a good fairy
came to them and said that because they
had been so good that
each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the
world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had
airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30
years younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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A PRAYER....
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat
him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in
your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill
their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are
sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end they
need to wipe.
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Q: What is the difference between men and
women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her
every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy
his one need.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from
reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction
Manuals"
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[The Viperess]

you really dont want to no what is in a womens mind belive me.

and yes we can be evil. some can be more so than others.

 

[JASON LEE]

The whole reason that we deal with their crap is the vagina. Nots just to play with, but to give us kids with also.

If it wasnt for that one thing, I would much rather hang out with my buddies.

 

[JASON LEE]

Now, you can send the guns to me, email for my address

 

[Cameron Hunt]

WOW Flipper, You sure took some time on that one... THanks but I dont think any of them were the answer I was looking for....... Sorry.

Q: What is the difference between men and
women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her
every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy
his one need.

I dont think she knew that one ! Or she wouldnt have gotten caught calling some ARSH in Bakersfield, Ca now would she of... :BLEEP:

Q: How do you keep your husband from
reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction
Manuals"

And I guess she forgot how to change the password from the account too......HHHMMMMMM.

Jason, Your on to something there but it goes further than that..Keep trying you almost got em... |oo