Left Behind
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A guy was taking his first parachute jump
and his main chute failed to open. He
remembered his training and jettisoned it
and pulled his reserve chute. This one became
twisted, and our hero was left hurtling downwards.
Suddenly, he saw a guy coming up towards him
so he shouted, "Do you know anything about
parachuting?"
The guy shouted back, "Not a thing. Do you know
anything about lighting gas BBQs?"
and his main chute failed to open. He
remembered his training and jettisoned it
and pulled his reserve chute. This one became
twisted, and our hero was left hurtling downwards.
Suddenly, he saw a guy coming up towards him
so he shouted, "Do you know anything about
parachuting?"
The guy shouted back, "Not a thing. Do you know
anything about lighting gas BBQs?"