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[Wyodeerhunter]

***MISSING PERSON REPORT***

Date: 7-27-04
Location: Somewhere in Oregon
Name:Old Oregon
Status: Missing, Presumed very scared!

Have you seen Old Oregon? Here is a picture to remind you what he looks like!

*NOTICE* Picture has been altered to make the cowboy hat fit in the picture!

Old Oregon was last seen searching for bears off the highway that goes by Lostine Oregon. He is presumed to be hungry thirsty and very scared!

If seen please notify hunttalk admin.

Thank You.

 

[Wyodeerhunter]

***BREAKING NEWS***

Press Release:

Old Oregon's cowboy hat has been found in one of his favorite ""bear"" spots! Also found near the site was Old Oregon's Bear rifle, a brand new Red Ryder BB gun. Still missing is Old Oregon and his stories...hopefully he'll be found soon.

 

[snake river rufus]

If a fag is lost in the woods,,would he still suck d!$k?

 

[smalls]

I heard he was kidnapped by some trucker at a rest stop after being referred to as "real purdy".

 

[powderburn]

I think there is a connection here. We had a member of our Lethbridge city council go missing from a meeting in Great Falls a while back. Seems she took a drink from an open container that a stranger had offered her. Showed up 3 days later in Las Vegas. They still have not found the guy.

 

[snake river rufus]

Originally posted by powderburn:
I think there is a connection here. We had a member of our Lethbridge city council go missing from a meeting in Great Falls a while back. Seems she took a drink from an open container that a stranger had offered her. Showed up 3 days later in Las Vegas. They still have not found the guy.

city council member? she said she was a stripper!!