Have you ever?

[Elkhunter]

Wished you were a celebrity?
Played professional sports?
Danced like Michael Jackson?
Been abused by a priest?
Been raped?

 

[wilecoyote76]

NO
NO
NO
NO
NO

 

[Delw]

yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
why do you ask?

 

[AZHUNTERR]

no
no
not that i know of
the wife yes a priest no
no

 

[scottymack]

No
Yes
No
No
No

 

[RogueWarrior1957]

Wished you were a celebrity? I had enough of a taste of what celebrities go through at the local mall one time when someone mistook me for a certain celebrity of WWF fame. Long story, but a guy wanted my autograph despite my protests that I wasn't who he thought I was. The two real WWF guys (The BushWhackers) who were signing autographs kept egging him on. The yokel got mad when I signed my real name on his paper.

Played professional sports? Does eating the 72 oz steak at the Big Texan in Amarillo count?

Danced like Michael Jackson? No...but I have a husky/shepherd cross who will "Moonwalk" for treats.

Been abused by a priest? Nope! Our local priest was a nice old guy who represented what a priest is supposed to be like.

Been raped? Nope! A few gals have made me blush though.

 

[ELKCHSR]

No on all of the above.