BigHornRam
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Marshall Dillon looks down the street in Dodge and sees Festus walking up the street naked as the day he was born. The Marshall says " Festus, what in the hell are you doing walking around town naked?" Festus said "Mathew, I'm going to tell you about that. Ms Kitty invited me out for a picnic lunch this morning, so I picked her up at her place, and we road out of town to that nice place down by the river out yonder, and we laid out a blanket upon which Ms Kitty put a spread of food I have not seen before in my life. I ate every last bit of it. Well after or lunch Ms Kitty says " I'm hot, mind if I take off my clothes?" I said "sure, why not. It is hot" So a while later Ms Kitty asks me "Festus, why dont you take off your clothes?" I said " sure, why not, it is hot." So then, a while later Ms Kitty asks me "well Festus, what are you waiting for? Go to town!" So I did. And here I am!
