Great lines from out Infamous Leader

[Elkhunter]

Spent some time today going throug some very old posts and some of the things that Moosie said had me LMAO

Things are great. I love life !! You learn things every day !!!

Lets take today for Example....

When pulling a trailer into town with a Dodge Diesle, Don't put Unleaded into it !!!

Just wanted to share that with the rest of you in case you didn't know that either . Hope your day is as good as mine !!! Talk to ya later

I'll make some Noise non the less... I'll make sure to get pictures even if We get Skunked. If we get skunked I'll already have the Story Written about "It was the Experience.. BLAH BLAH BLAH.. And I didn'
t need to shoot anything... BLAH BLAH BLAH ... " HAHA !!!

Seriously though, I was stumped at the Milk thing last night at first (To be honest) but realised what a Dork I was quickly, Thanx to you guys for Reminding me !!! Hehe

This is easier then the 4 guys and the 30 $ room and the tip question and I figured that out Right away

I think I need my ASS KICKED !!!!

Hunterman... Lemme Look for a Sock ot fill with Quarters to Hit you and knock you back into reality like the rest of us.... Hope you weren't looknig for Any Sympathy...

I wonder If I waste my time Hunting back in the Hills When alot of Game gets "SMOKED" by the road.... ANY THOUGHTS ?~?~?~?~

I have a SHIRT with a BULL and a pile of DUNG on it

I would type more but I'm goin gto the BAthroom to PUKE !!!! MAN.. that all you can eat buffet should have had a limit... MY 2 top buttons are open and I had a hard time getting out the truck... I'm also getting sleepy.......

WELL you're welcome for this AWSOME site..... NOW I'm goingto kick ya in the KONADS

WELL HECK.. just after typing this I went bear hunting.. I should have set goals before I left on that .. HAHA

Ahhhhhhhh GOT it all figured out.. I called up and was on hold for like 15 mins. they must be real busy !!

I gave him my name and he said.. AHHH you're a tooth !!!! I said .. "A TOOTH" .. he said.. yah, thats why they can't find you.....

HUMMM I said.. well can you find me.... He said since I was a Williamson II I couldn't be found on the net... So instead of a "second" I'm a "Twoth"

1/2 hour down the trail stopped and changed socks. I had the pair I was wearing, and 3 other pair. another 1/2 hour down the road I did it again. I had 3 pair of wet socks hanging off my pack and I smiled as my feet were fairly dry by this time (NOTE TO SELF... Do something different next time, Wet feet suck !!)

WELL... HAD I been knocking the monkey around.. I would ahve scored... huh

WELL.... My hunting standards are like Setting the standard in the early years picking up Chicks at the bar. Start with the 30"ers (perfect 10) As the beers go in and time mves on... YA end up in bed with the (perfect 2) (THE forked horn)

MY day is Sucking @#)(# already

TK, I didn't weigh him... But I packed him out all on my back.. So I'm guessing he was under 1,100 lbs As far as the width, the butt measured 36"s chest 42.. Just like the women I like

Ithica.... TELL him about HUNTTALK.com .. I can Lower his GPA.. I've ruined alot of good students

JB.. WE have have Road elk here too... I'll show ya some

What is the difference between a smart woman and Bigfoot ?

Bigfoot has been spotted.

 

[noharleyyet]

So....this spelling thing didn't just pop up all of a sudden? Thing is, I can understand every word.

Funny stuff.

 

[Nut]

So this is why you were searching through the archives.

Don't worry I believe there is more of that type still yet to come from Oscar

 

[Elkhunter]

Nut, I was bored and started to search some old posts and came across some really funny chit. While I was searching I decided I would grab a few Oscar quotes for fun.

 

[Mojave]

Apparently Schmalts was asking for pics from the wrong sibling.

 

[danr55]

The PAN MAN is back!! That's funny Elkhunter.. Vintage Moosie..

 

[Bandit]

It's nice to know he was always confused...................hell I thought it was just old age. J/K