DRAFTSTUD
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Seems a coonass fails to make a complete stop at a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification and vehicle registration, plus his concealed handgun permit.
"Okay, Mr. Thibodeaux," the cop says, "I see you have Concealed Handgun Permit. Are you carrying today?"
"Yes, I am."
"Well then, better tell me what you got."
Thibodeaux says, "Well, I got a .40 caliber Glock on my right hip and a .357 magnum revolver in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 derringer in my right boot."
"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"
"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 rifle and a 12 gauge pump shotgun. That's about it."
"Mr. Thibodaux, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"
"Nope."
"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"
"Not a damn thing..."
"Okay, Mr. Thibodeaux," the cop says, "I see you have Concealed Handgun Permit. Are you carrying today?"
"Yes, I am."
"Well then, better tell me what you got."
Thibodeaux says, "Well, I got a .40 caliber Glock on my right hip and a .357 magnum revolver in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 derringer in my right boot."
"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"
"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 rifle and a 12 gauge pump shotgun. That's about it."
"Mr. Thibodaux, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"
"Nope."
"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"
"Not a damn thing..."
