No, it's real, I swear it! It was 3 pounds! Err, 5 pounds! I mean- no! It was 10 pounds! At least! Maybe 25! It was a channel! I mean a flathead! I mean blue! Yeah, a blue cat! It had a G&F tag from Mississippi! No, I mean it was a Wels cat! From Europe! And it weighed 450 pounds! I mean no, it was a sturgeon! From Africa! And it weighed 1500 pounds! And it had a homing beacon! And a spaceship! And it probed me and took me to Pluto (it's not really a planet)! And it had horns! And three eyes! And teeth! Poisonous fangs! And it had arms and legs! And it talked to me! It said, "Hey, Jesse. You the man! Nobody ever caught me before! Thanks for the anchovy and stink bait!" And it was happily married for 46 years! To Ron Casner's record bass! And it told me to kill people and eat them! Yeah! It said people taste better than catfish! Even better than crappie and walleye! Because it said it eats people all the time! And it told me it would grant me 3 wishes if I let it go! And I let it go! I think my wishes probably will come true by Tuesday!
But seriously, ask JD and Steve and P-dub if you don't believe me...
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