Got this one from another site:
A guy walks into the living room and says to his wife, "Grab your jacket because I'm going to the pub."
Wife says, "Oh great, you are finally taking me out for a drink!"
Guy says, "No your not going anywhere, but I'm shutting off the furnace when I leave."
A guy walks into the living room and says to his wife, "Grab your jacket because I'm going to the pub."
Wife says, "Oh great, you are finally taking me out for a drink!"
Guy says, "No your not going anywhere, but I'm shutting off the furnace when I leave."
