Wyotyee Hunter
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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,
Oklahoma,
Ohio, Tennessee, Louisiana, and Texas boys will be dropped off into
Iraq
and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no bag limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, Country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Saturday.
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,
Oklahoma,
Ohio, Tennessee, Louisiana, and Texas boys will be dropped off into
Iraq
and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no bag limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, Country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Saturday.
