Delw
Member
1 11 year old male:
Short hair
Cute, full of energy, loves to play, loves to go on boats, trucks hunting fishing, Great with kids.
Has a way with attracking women,
1 4 year old female:
Long hair.
Very pretty, loves to play, will follow you anywhere you go, great with kids. Very mature, Loves to go on boats, trucks, hunting and fishing, partially house broken.
It is recomended that you dont take the pair together. together they will rule the world as we know it now.
keep all Hammers, screwdrivers, baseball bats, rocks, vehicles, keys , paint(both in cans and buckets) food, cats, rope, nets, fishing poles, extension cords, electrical appliance's, sticks, basically anything that is not ran underground and kept out of the way they can get into.
Its best advised to keep cats/dogs out of the house when these 2 are together, if your current pet has a tail that sticks up, well its just an invite for objects( we will leave it at that).
Kitchen: Trust me lock it up, with a paddle lock combination, steel doors and anything else you can think of
Vehicles: Not recommneded to have in the house or any where near the property. this includes school bus's, neighbors cars etc.
Walls: if have holes in them GREAT, if not you will.
Electrical outlets: they dont get shocked but you will.
Lost items: if you think you lost it trust me they will find it, if your hiding it Ha better take and hide it out of state.
Pens, pencils, crayons, markers, chaulk: not recomended. These 2 are grafity artists.
Send all inquiries to : [email protected] or [email protected] ,
Bonus offer: if you act now, we will throw in a babysitter for free. We believe she is blind and deaf, do to not seeing what is going on around her.
Disclaimer:
We will not be held responsable for any damaged caused,Including but not limited to, car wrecks, vet bills, shrink payments, Valum prescritions, wall damage, broken glass, plumbing, wireing, phonebills(baby sitter), Neighbors property, Repainting of the house, rewireing, ER bills( your nervious breakdown), Etc. will be also not responsable for anything else that can go wrong in your life time upon recieving the above kids. There are also no discounts, refunds, warrenty etc...
This is a Joke, I am blowing off some steam. For all those do gooders who have thier panties in a wad do to this Ad, please Dial 1 800 get a life, or better yet 1 800 give delw a life.
Short hair
Cute, full of energy, loves to play, loves to go on boats, trucks hunting fishing, Great with kids.
Has a way with attracking women,
1 4 year old female:
Long hair.
Very pretty, loves to play, will follow you anywhere you go, great with kids. Very mature, Loves to go on boats, trucks, hunting and fishing, partially house broken.
It is recomended that you dont take the pair together. together they will rule the world as we know it now.
keep all Hammers, screwdrivers, baseball bats, rocks, vehicles, keys , paint(both in cans and buckets) food, cats, rope, nets, fishing poles, extension cords, electrical appliance's, sticks, basically anything that is not ran underground and kept out of the way they can get into.
Its best advised to keep cats/dogs out of the house when these 2 are together, if your current pet has a tail that sticks up, well its just an invite for objects( we will leave it at that).
Kitchen: Trust me lock it up, with a paddle lock combination, steel doors and anything else you can think of
Vehicles: Not recommneded to have in the house or any where near the property. this includes school bus's, neighbors cars etc.
Walls: if have holes in them GREAT, if not you will.
Electrical outlets: they dont get shocked but you will.
Lost items: if you think you lost it trust me they will find it, if your hiding it Ha better take and hide it out of state.
Pens, pencils, crayons, markers, chaulk: not recomended. These 2 are grafity artists.
Send all inquiries to : [email protected] or [email protected] ,
Bonus offer: if you act now, we will throw in a babysitter for free. We believe she is blind and deaf, do to not seeing what is going on around her.
Disclaimer:
We will not be held responsable for any damaged caused,Including but not limited to, car wrecks, vet bills, shrink payments, Valum prescritions, wall damage, broken glass, plumbing, wireing, phonebills(baby sitter), Neighbors property, Repainting of the house, rewireing, ER bills( your nervious breakdown), Etc. will be also not responsable for anything else that can go wrong in your life time upon recieving the above kids. There are also no discounts, refunds, warrenty etc...
This is a Joke, I am blowing off some steam. For all those do gooders who have thier panties in a wad do to this Ad, please Dial 1 800 get a life, or better yet 1 800 give delw a life.
