Food for thought

roland from calif.

New member
Jul 16, 2001
This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since
9/11/01. Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan
what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
for peace. So, here's one plan:

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will never
"interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in
the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or
where they are. France would welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation
would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself
and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone.
We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but
will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can
go somewhere else to sell their production.(About a week of the wells
filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah
or whomever for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides,
most of what we give them is stolen or given to the Army. The people
who need it most get very little, if anything

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated
island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather
friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter
or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty
school. That way no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
The language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE... ;)


New member
Nov 28, 2001
That is very funny and good stuff...I wonder how long it would take the third world part of this planet to implode in upon itself... :eek: ....China would probably be one of the harder hit if the imports were slated to end... ;) Good post any way, whoever came up with it first... :D

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