First One of the Year

[Birdbander]

No kids involved, I'm hitting an air horn to get the action started.

 

[rmyoung1]

I remember back when I was a kid in Mammoth we had a summer when it was almost 2 dozen.

 

[gouch]

Up there in Yellowstone poor old Eugene is driving his Subaru along and sees a big ol' bull bison just standing there alongside the road peacefully chewing his cud and not looking like a threat of any kind to anyone. So, he stops, looks at his wife and says. "Here sweety, hold my latte', I want to get a selfi with that magnificent beast." Of course, he gets the snot kicked out of him by that magnificent beast, and everyone in Montana, Wyoming and Idaho starts talking about him. Saying what a stupid, ignorant moron he is for not having a clue about nature and wildlife. How he needs to go back to whatever big liberal city he came from, shut himself in his room watch Tic Toc videos and play video games, where he belongs. Before he gets himself killed.

But now you go down to Georgia and some big old 10-point whitetail gets himself trapped in the pig pen. Sure enough Buba will drive up in his old beat-up Chevy truck, take one look at that deer franticly running around in circles with his hackles up, panting and snorting, bloody from running into the side of pen and with a look in his eyes that could only be described as the devil's own. Bubba will look at his old lady and say, " Here babe, hold my beer, I'm gunna wrastle that critter. For years, people from all over the south will still be singing songs about the crazy antics of good ol' Bubba on that December day. Any bar he walks into, the crowd will cheer and call out his name. Someone will slap him on the back, hand him a cold one and ask. "You member that time you got your ass kicked by that big ol' ruttin buck back there at Dave's place?" Everyone will cheer and have a big old laugh.

Cultural difference from region to region, I guess.

 

[SwaggyD]

Up there in Yellowstone poor old Eugene is driving his Subaru along and sees a big ol' bull bison just standing there alongside the road peacefully chewing his cud and not looking like a threat of any kind to anyone. So, he stops, looks at his wife and says. "Here sweety, hold my latte', I want to get a selfi with that magnificent beast." Of course, he gets the snot kicked out of him by that magnificent beast, and everyone in Montana, Wyoming and Idaho starts talking about him. Saying what a stupid, ignorant moron he is for not having a clue about nature and wildlife. How he needs to go back to whatever big liberal city he came from, shut himself in his room watch Tic Toc videos and play video games, where he belongs. Before he gets himself killed.

But now you go down to Georgia and some big old 10-point whitetail gets himself trapped in the pig pen. Sure enough Buba will drive up in his old beat-up Chevy truck, take one look at that deer franticly running around in circles with his hackles up, panting and snorting, bloody from running into the side of pen and with a look in his eyes that could only be described as the devil's own. Bubba will look at his old lady and say, " Here babe, hold my beer, I'm gunna wrastle that critter. For years, people from all over the south will still be singing songs about the crazy antics of good ol' Bubba on that December day. Any bar he walks into, the crowd will cheer and call out his name. Someone will slap him on the back, hand him a cold one and ask. "You member that time you got your ass kicked by that big ol' ruttin buck back there at Dave's place?" Everyone will cheer and have a big old laugh.

Cultural difference from region to region, I guess.

To some point I agree. This guy was from Florida. We know there’s gonna be people from out of the country that get fired or trampled. Make sure you get your vote in!