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A woman in California a rabid anti hunter tree hugging environmentalist buys a large piece of wilderness property. One day while visiting her property she climbs to the top of the hill. There is a large tree and she decides if she climbs to the top she'll be able to see the entire property. So she starts climbing. About three quaters of the way up a spotted owl flys out and scares her. She loses her grip and slides down the tree trunk getting all sorts of splinters in her crotch. So she goes to her doctor and explains her perdicament. He tells her sit down and I'll be right back. Three hours later he returns and she screams at him where have you been? He said well I had to call the US Forest Service, the BLM and the EPA and they refused my request for a permit to remove old growth forest from a recreational area.
