Tom
New member
Women Drivers
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my
left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour
with her face up next to her rearview mirror putting on her eyeliner! I
looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over
in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!!
I'm a man, but it scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked
my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs,
splashed and burned "Big Jim and the Twins", ruined the damn phone, put out
my cigarette, and disconnected an important call!!!
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my
left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour
with her face up next to her rearview mirror putting on her eyeliner! I
looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over
in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!!
I'm a man, but it scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked
my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs,
splashed and burned "Big Jim and the Twins", ruined the damn phone, put out
my cigarette, and disconnected an important call!!!
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!
