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Custody Of The Kids
The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote section of West Virginia.
An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in the local
court. But custody of the children was a problem. The mother jumped to her
feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into
this world, she should retain custody of them.
The old mountaineer also wanted custody of the children. The judge asked
for his side of the story and, after a long moment of silence, the
mountaineer slowly rose from his chair and said, "Judge, when I put a
quarter in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to me
or the machine?"
The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote section of West Virginia.
An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in the local
court. But custody of the children was a problem. The mother jumped to her
feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into
this world, she should retain custody of them.
The old mountaineer also wanted custody of the children. The judge asked
for his side of the story and, after a long moment of silence, the
mountaineer slowly rose from his chair and said, "Judge, when I put a
quarter in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to me
or the machine?"
