Correct Use of the "F" Word

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When is **** Acceptable?


There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has
been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the **** do you mean

we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912


10. "What the **** was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945


9. "Where did all those ****ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877


8. "Any ****ing idiot

could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938


7. "It does so ****ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926


6. "How the ****

did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC


5. "You want! WHAT

on the ****ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566


4. "Where the **** are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered ****ing showers,

my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC


2. "Aw c'mon. Who the **** is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1999


and a drum roll............!
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1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this ****ing mad."

-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003
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One more for your list... :D

"Inside trading??? What ****ing inside trading??? :eek: "

--Martha Stewart, 2003
 
Martha's ovary's arguing over trading 10 wimpy sperm for one healthy strong sperm? And then come those right and left "wing" activist's! :eek:
Don't get me going!
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