Tom
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I had one last weekend, for real, a close encounter with aliens. Here's the cliff notes version. I'm ok.
1. I have a hunting trailer that I keep out in the sticks.
2. 20 miles north to the nearest city, 45 miles south to the nearest city, 8 miles off the neares paved road. Its in the sticks.
3. Aliens often travel through there we think.
4. I got to my trailer after dark, and found stuff thrown about.
5. I didn't here any funny noices till I got in, but I think I have a raccoon living in the furnace chimney of the trailer since I don't use the furnace. I had a raccoon last year, so I figure its a raccoon this year, no alien there, just a nice winter home for a raccoon.
6. My food and drinks were gone, I figure aliens got that. I had left some in the trailer from the last visit. Mistake? It invites aliens, they go to trailers, like bears to bait.
7. They liked all the snack bars, ranch style beans, cup a soup, and all the water and juice I had. They left me very little, no drinks. They must be pretty thirsty aliens.
8. I figure it was several of them, they ate and drank so much.
9. They were nice enough to find a garbage bag and package up the garbage, except they left it outside and the previously mentioned raccoon took his turn, I think.
10. I didn't see any bigfoot tracks, so I figure it was an alien, or group of them. It was too organized to be a bear and I haven't seen bears near there, except 100 miles west of this place. What bear would put the garbage in a garbage bag?
Where's CJCJ? He might know these aliens and how they behave. They roam the borders and travel far north too, mainly only take food and drink and destroy property getting it.
So, is this a close encounter or what? The real question, is the broken trailer window, oh yeah, stolen clothes too, and eaten food a tax deduction? Where do I put in on the tax form? Loss or damage do to theft? Could I count it as a donation to the needy aliens?
Anybody know anything about alien economics or taxes here?
1. I have a hunting trailer that I keep out in the sticks.
2. 20 miles north to the nearest city, 45 miles south to the nearest city, 8 miles off the neares paved road. Its in the sticks.
3. Aliens often travel through there we think.
4. I got to my trailer after dark, and found stuff thrown about.
5. I didn't here any funny noices till I got in, but I think I have a raccoon living in the furnace chimney of the trailer since I don't use the furnace. I had a raccoon last year, so I figure its a raccoon this year, no alien there, just a nice winter home for a raccoon.
6. My food and drinks were gone, I figure aliens got that. I had left some in the trailer from the last visit. Mistake? It invites aliens, they go to trailers, like bears to bait.
7. They liked all the snack bars, ranch style beans, cup a soup, and all the water and juice I had. They left me very little, no drinks. They must be pretty thirsty aliens.
8. I figure it was several of them, they ate and drank so much.
9. They were nice enough to find a garbage bag and package up the garbage, except they left it outside and the previously mentioned raccoon took his turn, I think.
10. I didn't see any bigfoot tracks, so I figure it was an alien, or group of them. It was too organized to be a bear and I haven't seen bears near there, except 100 miles west of this place. What bear would put the garbage in a garbage bag?
Where's CJCJ? He might know these aliens and how they behave. They roam the borders and travel far north too, mainly only take food and drink and destroy property getting it.
So, is this a close encounter or what? The real question, is the broken trailer window, oh yeah, stolen clothes too, and eaten food a tax deduction? Where do I put in on the tax form? Loss or damage do to theft? Could I count it as a donation to the needy aliens?
Anybody know anything about alien economics or taxes here?
