trophy_killer
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Two buddies, Tony and Steve, are getting very drunk at a bar when
> > suddenly Steve throws up all over himself.
> >
> > "Oh, no. Now Jane will kill me!"
> >
> > Tony says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket,
> > tell Jane that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars
> > for the dry cleaning bill."
> >
> > So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
> > Eventually Steve rolls into home and his Jane starts to give him a bad
> > time.
> >
> > "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God,
> > you're disgusting!"
> >
> > Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Steve says,
> > "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin! Itsh snot wha jew think.
> > I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me...
> > he had one too many and he juss couldin hold hizz liquor.
> > He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning
> > bill!"
> >
> > Jane looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks."
> >
> > "Oh, yeah...I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too."
> > suddenly Steve throws up all over himself.
> >
> > "Oh, no. Now Jane will kill me!"
> >
> > Tony says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket,
> > tell Jane that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars
> > for the dry cleaning bill."
> >
> > So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
> > Eventually Steve rolls into home and his Jane starts to give him a bad
> > time.
> >
> > "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God,
> > you're disgusting!"
> >
> > Speaking very carefully so as not to slur, Steve says,
> > "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin! Itsh snot wha jew think.
> > I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me...
> > he had one too many and he juss couldin hold hizz liquor.
> > He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning
> > bill!"
> >
> > Jane looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks."
> >
> > "Oh, yeah...I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too."
