Chevy / GMC / GM

[ELKCHSR]

CHEVROLET= Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.

CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.

CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.

CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.

CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed

CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

GMC= Garage Man's Companion

GMC= Garbage Manufacturing Company

GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming

GMC= Gay Mans Chariot

GM= General Mistake

GM= Glued Metal

 

[wilecoyote76]

FORD - F'd Over Rebuilt Dodge
FORD - Found On Road Dead

PONTIAC - Poor Old N****r Thinks Its A Cadillac

 

[ELKCHSR]

LOL...

These could be posted on the "Ford" thread...

 

[Bambistew]

Well at least they won't catch on fire and burn my house down, nor will the tires fall apart and kill my family. Can you say the same about a FORD?

 

[ELKCHSR]

Q: How much wood could a GM truck haul if a GM truck could haul wood?
A: As much as the Ford towing it.

Q: How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?
A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Q. How can they improve the new Chevy truck?
A. Put a Ford engine in it.

Q. Why do Chevys have magnetized bumpers
A. To pick up the parts that fall off other Chevys

Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?
A. The bus schedule.

 

[sreekers]

There isn't a Dodge one that I saw yet.

Dodge- Dripping Oil, Dripping Grease Everywhere

 

[ELKCHSR]

HAHAHA!!!

That is good, I'll have to look up some Dodge duds...

 

[HoofsUp]

Tail Gates

Have you seen the new 2008 Ford trucks are offering the heated tailgate option?












Keeps your hands warm when your pushing!