BEST Websites EVER !!!

[Moosie]

So.. I like the Ninja one.....

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

And Ratemypoo.com isn't a bad one either..

But has anyone ever seen :

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

 

[AZ402]

The Chuck Norris site is the BEST!!, I'll be ordering a shirt soon..........

 

[Whiskers]

Best Website ever....HUNTTALK!!!

 

[Elkhunter]

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

And why did you list this one too?

 

[A-con]

That IS some funny stuff.

 

[Erik in AK]

check out T-Shirts From Hell http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml

 

[wyomingtim]

My new favorite http://www.imnotchocolate.com

Of course you have to know the story behind them. I am sure a few of you know that story.

 

[Hangar18]

I am still LMFAO at that site!

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

I guess the next set of questions that need to be asked are these:

Chuck Norris vs. the Ninjas - who wins?

Chuck Norris vs. Ditka - who wins?

I'll take Chuck in the first battle because everyone knows no one can cut his head off.

But ultimately Ditka wins 4,239,187 to 3, only because Ditka had a cold.

 

[guppie9]

According to Googlefight.com

Chuck Norris 4,140,000
Mike Ditka 799,000

Chuck Norris 4,140,000
Ninjas 4,150,000


And BTW, that ratemypoo.com is just plain wrong.

 

[noharleyyet]

...Norris definitely rates a t-shirt. "1/8 Cherokee...." still laughing.