Best Opening Lyrics

[noharleyyet]

One upon a time you dressed so fine

 

[thomas89]

 

[Wild Bill]

Tupac new about Diddy long ago.

 

[Charlie Bob]

Whiskey bottles, brand new car , Oak tree you’re in my way !

 

[NR_Hunter]

“Livin' on the road, my friend
Was gonna keep you free and clean
And now you wear your skin like iron
And your breath is hard as kerosene”

 

[NR_Hunter]

Every time I hit “calculate now” on a massive spreadsheet at work and don’t get a single error I just say to myself “THATS WHY I F***** YOUR B**** YOU FAT MOTHERF*****!”

 

[JV842]

"Ladies and gentlemen! Introducing the Chocolate Starfish / And the Hotdog Flavored Water / Bring it on! / Get the #*^@#* up! / Yeah, check, one, two".

 

[7mm08mo]

 

[Robg2]

Honey, don't you be yelling at me when I'm cleaning my gun
I'll wash the blood off the tailgate when deer season's done

 

[Wildabeest]

Hello darkness my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again

 

[Ben Lamb]

 

[Ben Lamb]

 

[noharleyyet]

Well it was all that I could do

 

[noharleyyet]

And I don't want another drink
I only want that last one again