Are You Damned?

Elkhunter

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Reincarnation

You're coming back! And if you are a Hindu you are going to have very specific characteristics:

"The slayer of a woman and the destroyer of embryos becomes a savage full of diseases; who commits illicit intercourse, a eunuch; who goes with his teacher’s wife, disease-skinned. The eater of flesh becomes very red; the drinker of intoxicants, one with discolored teeth...." (Garuda Purana)

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Mojave

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Valhalla

You will die a warrior and be spirited away by warbling wenches to the Hall of the Slain. Meat and mead for ever more, well until Ragnarok, anyway,
when you will do battle with giants, giantesses, dwarfs, elves and Nidhug, a dragon who likes to nibble trees.
Odin is great!

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Moosie

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Atheism

You can laugh at the silly superstitions of the religious, safe in the knowledge that we are only dust and lies. All that will be left of you after you die is a slow decay and some fading memories in the minds of your friends. Hope you're enjoying your life at the moment- there's nothing better to come.

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PS... (SEX W/ NUNS)
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danr55

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AGGNOSTIC- Not really sure if the Hindus, Catholics, Atheists, Norsemen, Protestants, Baptists, Mormons, Buhdists, or the little guy south of Java who worships the Coconut God is right, but not going to make any calls or predictions without more information. Not entirely willing to accept life as a biological accident, but has not seen enough evidence to make a call either way. All things are possible, and most things are probable. Would hate to be left out because he made the wrong call.

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ELKCHSR

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One of the religions that I know of seems to figure that you will be sitting on a seperate platogh (sp.) depending on the amount of worldly wealth you die with. It looks like a bunch of us will end up together at the bottem no matter how fulfilling our lives were in other areas...LMAO!!!!
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danr55

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I dabbled in Scientology when I was younger. It's mostly a scam. Some of thier ideas are OK, but every thing is keyed to the money. They believe that they can control anything they want to. That includes the ability to use telepathy to move inanimate objects. It never seems to work when someone is watching though. Some really good ideas about how folks should work together, how to communicate with other people, and how to control your own life, but beyond that, so much hokum.....

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