The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Queda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Alabama Special Forces. Billy Bob, Bubba, and Roy Lee, are being sent in with the following information
about the Taliban:
1. The season opened last weekend
2. There is no limit
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.
5. Most are gay.
6. They don't like Bar-B-Que
7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
Should be over in just about a week.........
about the Taliban:
1. The season opened last weekend
2. There is no limit
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.
5. Most are gay.
6. They don't like Bar-B-Que
7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
Should be over in just about a week.........
