Absolute True Blond story

Gunner46

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Back when I was getting started at auditing I had to take the ...ummm...less than desirable gigs, just to keep the cash flow a'rollin.

I was at a convience store doing an inventory audit and the Boss calls me on the land line. (10 yrs ago we still used those) Well, I'm chatting away with the Boss and happen to notice a nice looking young Blond at one of the gas pumps. So, I start watching (Duh)

When she had finished pumping her gas, she tried to open the car door, but it was apparently locked ! Jerked on the door handle several times to no avail.

I was stunned when I watched Blondie walk to the front of her car, sit on the hood, remove her sandels, and shimmy into her car thru the open Sun roof !! She sat down in the drivers seat and unlocked the door.

Smart Girl !

And Then...

And Then...

She crawls back out of the sun roof, slides down onto the hood, slips the sandels back on, walks over to the car door and gets in !

??????????????????????????????????
 
easy now. she

A) did not want to get gas/grease crap all over her bare feet which would then crud up the sandels.

Or

B) she saw you watching her every move and was putting on a show.

I pick A...
 

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