Tradewind
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A little humour for your day
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JV842
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Everyone in Southern Texas emptying the shelves at the grocery stores rt now
Hem
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Good day for Trump to celebrate Washington's Potomac crossing with a rendition of his own.
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antelopedundee
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Cinderella is now 95 years
old.
After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince,
she happily sits upon her rocking chair,
watching the world go by from
her front porch, with a cat named Bob for
companionship.
One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the
fairy godmother.
Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you
doing here after all these years"?
The fairy godmother replied,
"Cinderella, you
have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you.
Is there anything for
which your heart still yearns?"
Cinderella was taken
aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her
first wish:
"The prince
was wonderful, but not much of an investor.
I'm living hand to mouth on
my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond
comprehension.
Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid
gold.
Cinderella said,
"Ooh, thank you, Fairy
Godmother"
The fairy godmother
replied,
"It is the least that I can do.
What do you want for your
second wish?"
Cinderella looked down
at her frail body, and said,
"I wish I were young and full of the beauty
and youth I once had."
At once, her wish became reality, and her
beautiful young visage returned.
Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her
that had been dormant for years.
And then the fairy godmother spoke once
more:
"You have one more wish; what shall it
be?"
Cinderella
looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says,
"I wish for you
to transform Bob, my old cat,
into a kind and handsome young
man."
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his
biological make-up that,
when he stood before her,
he was a man so
beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever
seen.
The fairy
godmother said,
"Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new
life."
With a blazing shock of bright blue
electricity,
the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she
appeared.
For a few eerie
moments,
Bob and
Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.
Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most
beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.
Then Bob walked over
to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair,
& held her
close in his young muscular arms.
He leaned in close,blowing her golden hair
with
his warm breath as he whispered...
"Bet you're sorry you
neutered me."
old.
After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince,
she happily sits upon her rocking chair,
watching the world go by from
her front porch, with a cat named Bob for
companionship.
One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the
fairy godmother.
Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you
doing here after all these years"?
The fairy godmother replied,
"Cinderella, you
have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you.
Is there anything for
which your heart still yearns?"
Cinderella was taken
aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her
first wish:
"The prince
was wonderful, but not much of an investor.
I'm living hand to mouth on
my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond
comprehension.
Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid
gold.
Cinderella said,
"Ooh, thank you, Fairy
Godmother"
The fairy godmother
replied,
"It is the least that I can do.
What do you want for your
second wish?"
Cinderella looked down
at her frail body, and said,
"I wish I were young and full of the beauty
and youth I once had."
At once, her wish became reality, and her
beautiful young visage returned.
Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her
that had been dormant for years.
And then the fairy godmother spoke once
more:
"You have one more wish; what shall it
be?"
Cinderella
looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says,
"I wish for you
to transform Bob, my old cat,
into a kind and handsome young
man."
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his
biological make-up that,
when he stood before her,
he was a man so
beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever
seen.
The fairy
godmother said,
"Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new
life."
With a blazing shock of bright blue
electricity,
the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she
appeared.
For a few eerie
moments,
Bob and
Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.
Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most
beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.
Then Bob walked over
to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair,
& held her
close in his young muscular arms.
He leaned in close,blowing her golden hair
with
his warm breath as he whispered...
"Bet you're sorry you
neutered me."
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MY DOCTOR ASKED IF ANYONE IN MY FAMILY WAS SUFFERING FROM MENTAL ILLNESS.
I SAID; "NO, WE ALL SEEM TO ENJOY IT
I SAID; "NO, WE ALL SEEM TO ENJOY IT
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I’m sending this to my wife……stay tuned to this thread for her response.
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"NOT MENTIONING NAMES! 
Sorry, but I need to vent!!!!
I experienced the WORST customer service at a "local business" in town. I don't want to mention the name of the store because I'm all for supporting locals.
Yesterday , I bought something from this store. I paid with cash. I took it home and found out it didn't work. So less than 24 hours later, I took it back to the store and asked if I could get a refund.
The same man who sold it to me was behind the counter. I thought he would recognize me. Rudely, he said, “NO”. I asked if I could get a replacement instead. Again this man told me "NO!" So rude and without any care.
I requested to speak to the manager. I was fuming so I explained to the manager that I had bought the item, taken it to my home and it didn't work. The manager just smiled and told me to my face that I was "OUT OF LUCK." No refund! No FREE replacement! I'll tell you what though...I am NEVER buying another Lotto Ticket from that store again!!
"
Sorry, but I need to vent!!!!
I experienced the WORST customer service at a "local business" in town. I don't want to mention the name of the store because I'm all for supporting locals.Yesterday , I bought something from this store. I paid with cash. I took it home and found out it didn't work. So less than 24 hours later, I took it back to the store and asked if I could get a refund.
The same man who sold it to me was behind the counter. I thought he would recognize me. Rudely, he said, “NO”. I asked if I could get a replacement instead. Again this man told me "NO!" So rude and without any care.
I requested to speak to the manager. I was fuming so I explained to the manager that I had bought the item, taken it to my home and it didn't work. The manager just smiled and told me to my face that I was "OUT OF LUCK."
No refund! No FREE replacement! I'll tell you what though...I am NEVER buying another Lotto Ticket from that store again!!"
