A little humour for your day

[Tradewind]

 

[Tradewind]

 

[grizzly_]

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Booo! Too Soon!

If you don't know what this picture is, you're too young or too old or your parents should be ashamed

 

[MS 9x56]

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What no headlight button on the floor?

 

[Treeshark]

Calm down Harrynutz, this is the joke thread.

 

[Hem]

" Screwing the pooch and selling the puppies " becomes a harsh reality.

 

[Nick87]

What in the .....

 

[Simeod]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[noharleyyet]

might be a repeat
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...follow wllm for more recipes

 

[CRJR45]

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin-engine aircraft. A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees.
The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communication was on a cellular phone. He yelled, “Mayday Mayday Mayday! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack. I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he had told me before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial memory. I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph. Mayday Mayday Mayday!"
The employee in the tower immediately put him on speaker phone and said, "Calm down, we acknowledge you and we'll guide you down after a few questions. The first thing is not to panic. Remain calm!"
He began his series of questions:
Tower: "How do you know you are traveling at 18,000 feet?"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 18,000 feet on the altimeter dial in front of me."
Tower: "Okay, that's good, remain calm. How do you know you're traveling at 180 mph?"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 180 mph on the airspeed dial in front of me."
Tower: "Okay, this is great so far, but it's heavily overcast. So how do you know you're flying upside down?"
Aircraft: "The pee from my pants is running out of my shirt collar."

 

[CRJR45]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Hilljackoutlaw]

" Screwing the pooch and selling the puppies " becomes a harsh reality.View attachment 363841

The world is full of dog humpers, the number decreasing rapidly the farther one gets from Missoula, Montana.

 

[Caseknife]

What no headlight button on the floor?

Throw a starter button down there also, but in all reality, those that had that feature probably didn't have the headlight dimmer switch.

 

[Caseknife]

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin-engine aircraft. A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees.
The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communication was on a cellular phone. He yelled, “Mayday Mayday Mayday! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack. I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he had told me before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial memory. I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph. Mayday Mayday Mayday!"
The employee in the tower immediately put him on speaker phone and said, "Calm down, we acknowledge you and we'll guide you down after a few questions. The first thing is not to panic. Remain calm!"
He began his series of questions:
Tower: "How do you know you are traveling at 18,000 feet?"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 18,000 feet on the altimeter dial in front of me."
Tower: "Okay, that's good, remain calm. How do you know you're traveling at 180 mph?"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 180 mph on the airspeed dial in front of me."
Tower: "Okay, this is great so far, but it's heavily overcast. So how do you know you're flying upside down?"
Aircraft: "The pee from my pants is running out of my shirt collar."

The guy has a better grasp of logic than most of the people I have worked with

 

[CRJR45]

I'm not sure what it is , but I want one !

 

[Tradewind]

 

[Tradewind]

 

[Tradewind]