Nut
New member
I was yelled at today because I didnt put the toilet seat down. 
A guy just cant win
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pawclaws
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Gunner46
Well-known member
Fine....
Don't hold open any more doors
Don't help with any of the house work
Don't wash..cook..clean the kitchen
Don't go to work
Don't do a d**m thing with her car's maintanance
Don't say anything about how she looks
Don't take a shower for a few days.. or shave
Don't get a D**m thing on a birthday, Christmas, Mothers Day, Valintine's Day, or any other ocassion
Just go to sleep when your good and D**m ready
Don't pay any bills
Don't work on the house, or yard, or garage, or attic, or basement
Don't do anything with the her parents, or friends, or BoZo co-workers
THEN.................. When she bitches about a D**M toilet seat....................
Don't hold open any more doors
Don't help with any of the house work
Don't wash..cook..clean the kitchen
Don't go to work
Don't do a d**m thing with her car's maintanance
Don't say anything about how she looks
Don't take a shower for a few days.. or shave
Don't get a D**m thing on a birthday, Christmas, Mothers Day, Valintine's Day, or any other ocassion
Just go to sleep when your good and D**m ready
Don't pay any bills
Don't work on the house, or yard, or garage, or attic, or basement
Don't do anything with the her parents, or friends, or BoZo co-workers
THEN.................. When she bitches about a D**M toilet seat....................
Washington Hunter
Well-known member
Nut, does she put it up for you?
Nut
New member
Nope, I do that because it is ingrained in me as a natural act. Sorta like shaking only twice.
Calif. Hunter
Active member
Yeah, my ex-wife ingrained that habit into me, too. Something about falling in, in the middle of the night. My now-and-forever wife knows enough to check, and realizes that there are a lot more important things to worry about.
Whiskers
New member
I tried explaing that a flip of the finger and gravity will send that seat down. What would she rather have.....a seat thats up and dry, or one thats down and possibly wet. But she still complains, I leave it up just to aggravate her.
Elkhunter
New member
For once, just once, I would like to see the women put the seat up for us.
WH's OutdoorsChick
New member
Some women are way to anal about that!! It's annoying but not worth biting someones head off. Sorry Nut but it may have been a last straw! HAHAHA
Nut
New member
Naw Aimee, usualy I do something on purpose to rile her up. That way I get punished harshly exactly the way I like it.
This was unexpected and before the morning coffee.
This was unexpected and before the morning coffee.
Nut
New member
I've done that more than once.
kiwi hunta
New member
Well I guess you will have to resort to flytier,s method, out in the back yard Fred
