2025 Crashout of the Year

[rogerthat]

In terms of monetary losses, according to AI, Sherrone had a $14 million buyout clause if he was terminated without cause in addition to his $6-8 million annual compensation, Andy Byron’s salary was less than $1 million but he received significant performance bonuses including equity in a billion dollar company(not sure of the implications to his equity stake) and Lampers couldn’t even afford a haircut so monetary losses for him are likely the least. Probably need some time for the divorce settlements to play out. Possibly making the one that stays married the big winner on the monetary side.

 

[Drake4]

You can amend Lampers crash portfolio. He sold his house and moved. Rumor has it he landed in East Helena.

Haven’t heard a word about that guy since all that came out. I don’t understand the point of selling the house and moving farther up the highway? Isn’t his wife a doc in Bozeman?

 

[Hem]

Haven’t heard a word about that guy since all that came out. I don’t understand the point of selling the house and moving farther up the highway? Isn’t his wife a doc in Bozeman?

It has been pretty quiet.
Yes, she was employed in Bozeman.
House sold for a pretty penny, maybe they found a decent home for much less.

 

[Schaaf]

My vote is for the Michigan coach.

I had convinced myself it was no longer a laughing matter and then I read that he had a butter knife to his own throat. Threw me right back down the column of this being a very funny matter.

 

[Sheltowee]

Honorable mention to the dearly departed Xgener: https://www.hunttalk.com/threads/want-delete-from-hunt-talk-help.329685/

 

[Hem]

Honorable mention to the dearly departed Xgener: https://www.hunttalk.com/threads/want-delete-from-hunt-talk-help.329685/

Absolutely this^
Forgot about that meltdown.

 

[Hem]

There really should be a years end poll on top meltdowns/ shark bait.

 

[rogerthat]

Absolutely this^
Forgot about that meltdown.

Haha. Yeah that was a solid crashout

 

[Hammsolo]

Moore’s going to do time, on top of loosing millions. He also had the most $$$$ ahead of him. Michigan head football coach is a chance at true legendary status.

 

[ShootsManyBullets]

Moore’s going to do time, on top of loosing millions. He also had the most $$$$ ahead of him. Michigan head football coach is a chance at true legendary status.

He's become a legend
He was never going to become a legend in the way Nick Saban did b/c he wasn't a great coach.

 

[Stretcher_Jockey]

Moore’s going to do time, on top of loosing millions. He also had the most $$$$ ahead of him. Michigan head football coach is a chance at true legendary status.

He’ll plea down I’m sure. Will be shocked if he actually does any time.

 

[DFS]

Should get off on the butter knife defense. Is that even a deadly weapon?

 

[noharleyyet]

Sorry for sidetracking @rogerthat

Sherrone is the right answer. He’s gonna lose more than half of his half of accumulated generational wealth plus the padding the remainder of his contract would have provided.

And now he’s untouchable.

 

[brockel]

I’d rank my crash out I had the other day trying to get my 3pt blade on the tractor right up there with the rest of them.

 

[Nick87]

I’d rank my crash out I had the other day trying to get my 3pt blade on the tractor right up there with the rest of them.

I have those weekly.

 

[MTLabrador]

I’d rank my crash out I had the other day trying to get my 3pt blade on the tractor right up there with the rest of them.

I had a pretty good steering wheel punching crash out yesterday at the end of a very long day, which included falling on my ass on the ice several times. I had to explain to my idiot coworker that you can’t just loosely wrap a tow chain around one rear wheel (not both) of a pickup that’s stuck with a jackknifed trailer and expect it to do anything other than tear the entire rear quarter panel off. He thought it was a genius idea for makeshift tire chains.

 

[Darkside]

My vote is for the Michigan coach.

I had convinced myself it was no longer a laughing matter and then I read that he had a butter knife to his own throat. Threw me right back down the column of this being a very funny matter.

Ha Ha

This should be a great thread.
Thanks for posting

 

[Forkyfinder]

I had a pretty good steering wheel punching crash out yesterday at the end of a very long day, which included falling on my ass on the ice several times. I had to explain to my idiot coworker that you can’t just loosely wrap a tow chain around one rear wheel (not both) of a pickup that’s stuck with a jackknifed trailer and expect it to do anything other than tear the entire rear quarter panel off. He thought it was a genius idea for makeshift tire chains.

i... cant believe you had to explain that

 

[MTLabrador]

i... cant believe you had to explain that

I can’t believe I have to explain a lot of things. Hence the steering wheel punching f bomb shouted at the top of my lungs.

 

[Hem]

I had a pretty good steering wheel punching crash out yesterday at the end of a very long day, which included falling on my ass on the ice several times. I had to explain to my idiot coworker that you can’t just loosely wrap a tow chain around one rear wheel (not both) of a pickup that’s stuck with a jackknifed trailer and expect it to do anything other than tear the entire rear quarter panel off. He thought it was a genius idea for makeshift tire chains.

This begs the question of who typically has two tow chains onboard?
Need to know just in case.