Are you trying to decide if it's worth the risk of cheating on your taxes this year? ;)
You could just follow this guy's example
http://www.telegram.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070119/NEWS/701190385
and declare the whole system illegal, hole up in your fortress, and dare the feds to...
Here's my entry. I know the rules state that the successful hunter must be in the picture, but I think the guide deserves his due, too.
Proud Turkey Guide
Proud Turkey Hunter
Finally, after another step, the tom that was further away stepped off to the side and into the brush, leaving me with a split second to decide what to do before the other one did the same. Instinct kicked in, the trigger pulled back, the gun barked and the tom went down. We both walked forward...
Two big, red-headed toms moved off to the left towards a small opening about 25 yards away, while the rest of the group retreated deeper into the brush. I could see that the closest one to me had a nice beard on him and they looked like twins, so I figured either one that gave me a shot...
Just about this time, the first snowflakes began to fall. They were big and firm and made a fairly noisy landing as they hit the brush and ground. The noisy snow, combined with the wind, masked our noise as we moved along. Probably because of this and our Indian-like footsteps, we walked right...