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    Anger Management......

    Anger Management When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know, but you know deserves it. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd...
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    it's all in the name.....

    A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him. 'Hi....My name is Carmen', she told him. 'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is it a family name?' 'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars and...
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    need some help!

    So we are leaving for South Dakota on Friday, have 2 antlerless archery tags in our pockets, just figured out we will be shooting from tree stands-that's where I need the help. I'VE NEVER SHOT FROM A TREE STAND!! I have heard that we will need to shoot low, but also been told it actually makes...
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    French Bubble gum

    An American is having breakfast, in Paris, one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. Frenchman: 'You American folk eat the whole bread?'...
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    Need some help.........

    from anyone familiar with the seasons/regs in South Dakota. The wife and I are heading over the week of thanksgiving for a pheasant hunt. She also wants to take her bow and see if she can find a deer.....here is where I can't decipher the SD regs: is the archery antlerless tag good in East...
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    12 years of waiting.......

    has finally come to an end! Been waiting for this day since she was born!! No horns, but a BIG doe-one shot, went straight down, picked its head up a little and it was all over but the work (for Dad-3 miles in.......:BLEEP: but more than worth it). For all of you that have been there, you...
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    Hey Moosie

    where did you have lunch today? I think I saw you but when I realized why you looked familiar, you were already out the door!
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    Big screen TV's

    Me and the wife are looking for a TV-a big one but cant get through all the "tech" talk. Looking at them in the stores isnt helping much either :o , so we would like your opinions! LCD/Plasma/Projection?? Is a 46/47 that much better than 40/42?? Not real big gamers (although there is a WII...
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    Moosie!!

    I have something you have had a little fun with in the past and I thought you might want (NO-I am not Moosie's long lost HOMO buddy before you all get started) I just cant figure out how to send it in a PM. Dont want to put the picture of it up on the forum just yet-why ruin the fun!?!?:D
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    Italian boy confession

    Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl". The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Parisi ?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation." Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her...
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    Anyone seen or heard about this??

    Rumor is this is the new world record shot in North Dakota
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    Help!!

    I need to know what to do with the horns off antelope if you want to mount them. (Just doing the plaque thing) but I read somewhere about removing the sheath and cleaning something out....:confused: but I cant seem to find the info again-anyone willing to share????
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    Idaho lope down....

    Well, got my first antelope tonite!! (Been a good year for firsts!!!) Not huge 12 3/8 and 12 1/4, but DEFINATELY a good time!! Sorry about the pics, only had my phone, wasnt really planning on hunting tonite, took a side trip on my way home from work. BTW-they are rutting pretty good for...
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    Idaho lope down....

    Well, got my first antelope tonite!! (Been a good year for firsts!!!) Not huge 12 3/8 and 12 1/4, but DEFINATELY a good time!! Sorry about the pics, only had my phone, wasnt really planning on hunting tonite, took a side trip on my way home from work. BTW-they are rutting pretty good for...
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    Best line ever

    This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Come Back Line Ever." In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night. On Monday, at the Gwinnett County courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and...
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    wal mart greeter

    A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into WalMart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The WalMart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to WalMart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman...
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    Lope hunting......

    I had to stop and take pictures to prove what I saw-I still don't believe what I saw WHERE I saw it.......[ Anyone want to take a guess where the pics were taken????
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    Trucker Meal

    A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I Want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to The kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three Flat...
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    One night

    One night , after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he...
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    First Turkey

    Got my first this morning-what a rush!! Came from across a field in the open the whole way, shot him about 35 yards when he started to go back the other way. 8" beard, 1" spurs, 17 lbs now it is time to get a couple for my girls.....
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