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    Beware of the darkside.

    Hate leads to fear, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate. A Eastsider craves not these things.
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    Two Nurses

    An old man is in the nursing home, being attended by two nurses, one rather plain and dumpy and the other shapely and beautiful. The plain dumpy nurse gives the old man a bath one day and comes back to the nurse's station giggling. "That old guy in room 3," she says, "He's got a funny tattoo."...
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    THIS IS MY 500th POST!!!!!!!!!

    YIPPPEEEEE! Send me a present or a plaque Oscar!!!!!!! or an autographed, NON-Nude photo of yourself!!!!! :eek: :D :eek: :D
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    OK, the big story is taking too long.......

    So, here is the short version. Terry you are the MAN!!! Thank you sooo much for an outstanding Unofficial, purely by chance, free MMBC tourny!!! Sourpuss, you sure missed out, you lazy bum! The big fish was caught by Da, it was 9 1/2 pounds! I bet you only dream of catching fish that big...
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    "got fish? weighs in!" (Coming to a website near you)

    One of the most prolific writers of our time is currently writing another novel. This one is sure to top the NY Times most ignored list. As a special bonus, he is releasing this new fantasy novel on the internet, at no charge. On a side note, he has signed on with a new publisher....Del-Mart...
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    OK, OK! HERE IT IS, MY ULTIMATE SOB STORY!

    First of all, most of you should remember my first little sob story about me taking apart my reel to clean it, and I couldn’t get it back together. Well, I eventually got it back together but, I had parts left over. I didn’t realize to what extent I ruined it until Wed. morning. IT’S SHOT TO...
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    Sound off!!! Who's going to saggy or pleasent on Monday??

    I may need to decide between going to saguaro on monday morning or going to Pleasent Monday night after the meeting. Who's going where? and I need someone's back seat again. please?! :D (be careful what you say elkyboys, I'm coming up there in a few weeks, revenge will be mine! ;) :D :eek:)
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    ELKHUNTER, I COMING UP!!! Run away while you still can!!!

    My Father-in-law announced today at lunch that he has friend that is inviting all of us up to some private spot on the Salt river for some Gay-Bass fishing. I think it branches off of the snake river. We are still trying to figure the details. like if we'll drive or fly and where we'll stay...
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    What would you get if you only had $20

    I managed to scramble up $20 to restock my tacklebox. I need worms, hooks, and a crankbait or 2(i'm partial to the baby bass med. diving crank) I need something that works best for the morning bite at saguaro and Tempe Town Lake, since that's when and where I do most of my fishing. If in this...
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    got fish?'s NEW BARTER SYSTEM

    I have a huge collection of software i'll hook you up with. I've been collecting it for months now. I just re vamped my brothers computer and mine. let me know. I'm not crazy, i just love doing that sorta thing. [email protected] If anyone else wants me to redo their computer too, shoot me...
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    Is this anyone we know?

    Is he part of our group here? Is he a westsider or eastsider? Anyone know him? http://www.momentoffame.com/snapshot.html?id=17035 just curious, I always try to put a name with a face. and if he's from the eastside, i may want to go fishing. AND.......elkhunmpers, no! i'm not interested in...
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    We're gay? what about you elkhumpers!?

    1 or 2 of ya out in the woods, by yourselves. Sometimes for weeks at a time. Just you and the "wild" animals. you try to attract them by using animal cologne. then, if you get one you take it home and "mount" it? now that sounds too wierd for me. I'll take take delw and 2fastnaz on the...
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    Thank you Thank you........

    I could not have done it without the help of my good friend ELKHUNTER. Since i have had the "Big Dave's Fish Caller" in my posession, My fishin career has sky rocketed. I have caught hundreds of trout, the largest Catfish EVER and a Bluegill that was the size of Ron's $50,000 Bass. Thanks...
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    You ELKHUMPERS happy now? The 'FISH' pics are flowing now!

    You guys said that there were no pics and that we were a bunch of liars. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :D Who has the last laugh now? Look at all these REAL fishing pics we got. :D
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    Some Saltwater San Diego Solutions, Please?

    I am going on a trip to San Diego July 4-7. While my wife goes shopping in town, I was thinking about doing some deep sea fishing. I would appreciate some info, ANY info. anyone can provide.........Please! 1. I want it to be a quality outfit, but ECONOMICAL too. 2. I want to go on just a 1/2...
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    I'M BACK!!!!!!!! AND I'M STILL STRAIGHT!!!

    I'm back from my gay bass trip up at big lake in the white mountains. We had a blast!! ELKHUNTER, The "Big Dave's Fish Caller" was GREAT!! I got some pics, but I don't know if they turned out. I'll post more later, the wife just came home with lunch, cya.
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    Wish Me Luck............I'm off to get some GAY BASS!

    This will be My last post until Monday, maybe even Tuesday. I hope all can cope without having me around. I look forward to seeing most of you at the roundtable and at saguaro afterwards on Monday nite. Elkhunter, Does it work for Gay Bass? I'll find out! :D And I'll try to get some pics...
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    Elkhunter.............I FINALLY GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!

    You are one crazy Son of a GUN!!!!! :D I love it!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't been able to stop laughing all day!!!! :D :D This thing is GREAT!!! It will be put to good use this weekend up at Big Lake(the one in the White Mountains here in AZ) once I figure out how to use it. ;) Let's keep this a...
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    ELKHUNTER and ELKCHSR

    I just remembered why you two sound so familiar to me. Both you are the spittin' image of the two old hecklers that sat in the balcony on The Muppet Show. :D
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    IT'S REALLY FINAL THIS TIME!!! Aug 23nd will be the first annual AZ Fish-Off

    August 23, 2002, Friday Night at Sundown, on Bartlett Lake Will hold the 1st Annual Arizona East vs. West Fishing Showdown. We may need a #2 Lake just in case Bartlett dries up even more and will not be accessable. But as long as we all can make this date, There shouldn't be any more talk...
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