Dang bud the site is looking real good Bud
It looks like it turned around real nice
I been looking around a little and i dont see none of the nonsense that there used to be. GOOD JOB.
Say Nut
How's them boys of yours
I bet there there getting big by now
Did they ever get to fish the...
Anniversary Gift
Len was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds--AND IT BETTER BE THERE!"
The next morning he got up early and left for...
i got two tags for deer in co. one doe & one buck
now some say i cant get two & some say i can
these are leftover tags and are good for 10/21 to 10/29
units 004-014-214 & 441
did CO. dow screw up or am i ok?
i tried to read the regs but just go more :confused:
SOME ONE PLEASE SET THIS STRAIT!!!|oo
i have been told that it takes 2 feet or more of snow to drive the bulls down to lower elv. so what to ya think,is it 1 foot, 2 foot or something else that is more importent ?
anybody else going to hunt in unit 4 Co.?
i'll be going out for 2cd season.
a guy i know has hunted it many times
and said he has had a hard time finding
big bulls but leagel bulls are no prob. to find
One night during the local deer hunting season a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy country bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a deer hunter tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, then try his keys in five different cars before he found his. He sat in the...
SOMETHING TO OFFEND NEARLY EVERYONE
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> Q. What's the Cuban national anthem?
> A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
>
> Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
> A. A different bar
>
> Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
> A. Sum Ting Wong
>
> Q. What do you call it when an...
hey all
i just got a humminbird tcr 101 brand new in the box for 60.00$ are they any good or did i just take it up the yang-yang.now i now it aint the best but my eagle just quit and the price dident seem to bad. so what do ya think.
brike
My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the
veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in it's ears and cleaned both
ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet told the lady if she wanted to
keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some 'Nair"...
Today's Ebonics word: OMELETTE<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns =
Let's use it in a sentence ....
"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one
slide".
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OIL CHANGE INSTRUCTIONS FOR WOMEN:
1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since
the last oil change.
2) Drink a cup of coffee.
3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly
maintained vehicle.
Money spent:
Oil Change $20.00
Coffee $ 1.00
Total...
SEVEN DEGREE OF BLONDNESS:
> >
> > 1st DEGREE: A married couple was asleep when the
> > telephone rang at two
> > in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde),
> > picked up the telephone,
> > listened a moment and said, "How should I know,
> > that's 200 miles from here!"
> > and hung up. The...
> > Subject: Giving 103% at work!
> >
> > Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
> > We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How
> > about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What
> > makes life 100%?
> >...
Well, I'm back home from a fair but not great
turkey hunt. We got up in camp Friday night in time to watch some toms and
hens down in the field so I pretty well knew where they were going to roost.
Saturday morning, I went down to...
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a
> long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter.
> Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their
> travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly
> to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife...
Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
5. Get rid of your cat.
6. Sunday = Sports
7...
Collards is green,
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway...
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today
because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be
connected to...
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your
butt and find something better.
If you...