this was too funny-just had to share

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One night during the local deer hunting season a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy country bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a deer hunter tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, then try his keys in five different cars before he found his. He sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. All the other deer hunters left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.00. The puzzle officer demanded to know how that could be.

The deer hunter replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy.

 

[WH's OutdoorsChick]

Yeah I have heard that joke a million times but never heard it with deer hunter. It is one of my favorite jokes and it works too! hump

 

[ELKCHSR]

LMAO!!!!
That works very well...

 

[Quiet_One]

man maybe he just redneck or high lol

 

[huntinfool]

lmao thats funny thanks for sharing

 

[Orca Lover]

What I want to know is has anybody on here ever tried that? or known somebody who has tried that? and Does it actually work?
Funny, thanks for sharing!!

OL

 

[tnctcb]

i bet it would. if not its sure worth a try.

 

[cjcj]

I like that one!

 

[old-boss-hen]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh NOW thats what I call a good one.