Are you trying to decide if it's worth the risk of cheating on your taxes this year? ;)
You could just follow this guy's example
http://www.telegram.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070119/NEWS/701190385
and declare the whole system illegal, hole up in your fortress, and dare the feds to...
Here's my entry. I know the rules state that the successful hunter must be in the picture, but I think the guide deserves his due, too.
Proud Turkey Guide
Proud Turkey Hunter